481: I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle [1990] Movie Discussion

When you see a title like “I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle” you have no option but to watch it immediately, or at least we here at SFFCH had no option but to devour it whole and live with the consequences. We once again find a movie that the universe has seemingly snapped into existence solely for our consumption on this little niche podcast of ours and we are not left wanting. Clearly taking inspiration from The Evil Dead franchise, this movie is a uniquely British take on the comedy-horror genre involving satanic cults, murderous motorcycle gangs, banquet-hall bar-brawls, coffins in sidecars, poo creatures, out of place werewolf references and a ninja-star wielding priest C-3PO.

480: Total Recall [2012] Movie Discussion

Total Recall? More like Total Rectal, amirite guys… (pause for laugh)… yeah, this guy knows what we’re talking about…

Anyway. Some long lost memories are very pleasant when they come back to you many years later, reminding you of a simpler time with old pals and the crazy things you did. And then there are those deeply repressed memories that surface which bring only misery, trauma and sadness. We’re sure you’re catching our drift with this intro, so we’ll just say we have some feelings about this 2012 remake that need dealing with and you get to be our put-upon therapist. Enjoy.

479: The Princess and The Goblin [1994] Movie Discussion

This week we are proud to present some quality animation from our home nation of Wales. And by ‘proud’ we mean wary. And by ‘quality’ we mean shoddy. And by ‘animation’ we mean… well that one’s still up for debate, we suppose. The Princess and The Goblin probably should have stayed in our dusty attic with the dodgy ghosts of our Great Grandmothers, but who are we to deny any part of our rich culture?