God forbid we actually expect a story about mermaids in a film called Mermaids. Of course we should have expected it to be about Cher as a flight-y mother moving her kids across country and her 15 year old daughter starting a love affair with a 26 year old dude. I suppose Christina Ricci does like swimming though, that’s… something. Come and join our discussion about: Bob Hoskins’ perpetual ‘lucky guy’ energy, pumpkin heads, rebelling by becoming a devout Christian, awful paintings, something about JFK and… nope, still no mermaids.
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